Conspiracy Theorists Anonymous: The Five Steps

Have you a partiality to Conspiracy Theories? Where did it all begin and what is your favoured one?

For all those people unable or unwilling to break the habit of reading, watching or talking about conspiracy theories Common Knowledge is often a one stop, five step programme to help you.

1. Come along to our chaired meeting of Conspiracy Theorists

2. Admit that you are one to the group.

3. Relate to everyone how you got started and what your favourite one is.

4. Listen to others do the same.

5. Accept that you've been right all along and perhaps you've not been conspiratorial enough.

At the moment, this method has a 0% failure rate in recovery.

See you there!